What to do about Squirrels

Entry 1:

Does anyone else get on here thinking, "Wow! I'm gonna write a great blog and everyone is gonna love it and it's gonna be interesting and cool and... Etc." then reality steps on me like, "HA no."

Anyway, you know what else bothers me? (This might just be me. I don't know though maybe this is you too?) two words: Stereotypical Squirrels. I hate them. You know the squirrels that wait to jump in front of you so you can have a small and fuzzy heart attack? I call them Suicidal Squirrels. Or the ones that sit in the road staring at you? They have earned the name Stupid Squirrels.  Or the ones that sit on your car in the driveway? Sunbathing Squirrels. In a treehouse or other yard equipment, Sporty Squirrels. The ones my grandfather finds eating his vegetable garden. Them Dad Gum ¿€%&$@ squirrels.


Note: Does anyone else want to say squirrels like that girl in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Just me? Okay...

Meet Sarah Daws

Before you read my blog I want you to know some things about my personality:
1) I'm a classic teen
2) I'm a blonde
3) I am slightly opinionated
4) I'm an animal lover
5) I'm insane (The good kind... I think)

Ok, now that we've got that out of the way, my life.

It all started on July 25, when I was born. I grew up in various places (my parents were not in the army they are lawyers with a taste for change) and had a pretty great childhood. I ended up in northern virginia for middle school. I am an active horseback rider and my dream is too be an actress. I love movies and music. My life is less complicated than it seems though. My life long hero is Emma Watson and my recent role model is Jennifer Lawrence. My favorite book is Divergent and I love The Vampire Diaries. I love poetry and and singing. If you ask my sister she'll tell you I sing so much I don't even realize it anymore. That's basicly my life in a nutshell though I hate nuts so... Let's make my life in a coconut. Yes, that's better.