Entry 1:
Does anyone else get on here thinking, "Wow! I'm gonna write a great blog and everyone is gonna love it and it's gonna be interesting and cool and... Etc." then reality steps on me like, "HA no."
Anyway, you know what else bothers me? (This might just be me. I don't know though maybe this is you too?) two words: Stereotypical Squirrels. I hate them. You know the squirrels that wait to jump in front of you so you can have a small and fuzzy heart attack? I call them Suicidal Squirrels. Or the ones that sit in the road staring at you? They have earned the name Stupid Squirrels. Or the ones that sit on your car in the driveway? Sunbathing Squirrels. In a treehouse or other yard equipment, Sporty Squirrels. The ones my grandfather finds eating his vegetable garden. Them Dad Gum ¿€%&$@ squirrels.
Note: Does anyone else want to say squirrels like that girl in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Just me? Okay...
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